In late November, Rachelle told me she was booking 2 massages a week until Dec 31. She exclaimed that our insurance company takes a lot of our money, why shouldn't we get something back. Our policy allows us a maximum of $500 worth of massage treatments in one calendar year. Since I had already paid my deductible for massages, I forgot I could still continue claiming until i reached my $500. So I began my massage-a-thon.
In our building, there's a spa, EQlib. The one-hour massage was $80 + tax and tip. This is not my first massage, i've had a few, but this would be my first time at EQlib. I was quite disappointed. I had booked my appointment for after work. My massage therapist asked me a couple of health questions. Then she left the room to let me get undressed and settle under the soft blanket on the massage table. While undressing their system was playing these oldies music, not really the new age stuff or nature sounds I normally hear at a spa. No matter. It was pretty soft, so I knew i'd be able to relax anyway. Lights were dimmed and it was a pretty nice setting, even though the room seemed a bit small. I figured that my surrounding wouldn't matter since i'll be in bliss when she gives me my massage. I was wrong.
When she began the massage, the music stopped playing. Perhaps the CD finished and no one noticed. So the remainder of the massage was done in total silence...no, i'm wrong...not in total silence. My massage therapist is a loud breather. You'd think she was doing Tai chi or something. If the music was on, I think the breathing could have been more bearable. But would the breathing matter if I had an amazing massage? No, of course not. But did I get an amazing massage? No, I did not.
Now, I know I have knots from stress. I mentioned to her that I have recently been a bit stressed, but only wanted a general massage. I didn't have any pains in any specific area. She told me she felt some knots between my shoulder blades. Since it's not my first massage, i know that when a massage therapist finds a knot, they go a little harder on that spot to loosen the muscles. It would hurt, but only for about a few seconds. This is the first time that I had a therapist really rub their thumb into my entire back the whole time. Instead of relieving my stress, I felt more tense. When she asked me if it was ok, I told her that it hurt. She softened for about 20 seconds and continued running her thumb up and down my back, sometimes in a circular motion on the shoulder blade. Since I was getting tense and rigid from the pain, maybe she thought I was very stressed, so she worked even harder to relieve it. Perhaps this is what a deep tissue massage would feel like, but I didn't ask for one.
After 20 minutes of this painful experience, I wanted to turn around and punch her in the face. I was just so angry. So between the annoying breathing and the painful massage, I was ready to scream and tell her to get away from me. I woke up today feeling achy. My shoulder blades hurt. They feel bruised. WTF!
I am now contemplating on writing a letter of complaint to the spa. I'm usually not one to confront people, but for the price they charge for a one-hour massage, you'd expect a good one. I am never going back there for a massage. When she asked me if I wanted to make another appointment the next week, I said "no, not at the moment"...really, i'm not into masochism.